Sunday, April 24, 2011

Frost Yourselves!

I was driving through New Hampshire and Vermont this weekend to visit a friend. The scenery was aboslutely beautiful and I wished I had a camera so I could have captured it for you guys. It really reminded me how wonderful the changing of the seasons is, and reminded me of one of my favorite poets: Robert Frost. Last year for AP literature we had to do a poetry explication project and I chose the Mending Wall by frost. It quickly became my favorite poem. Now that everyone is ready to wrap the year up, I find myself taking some time to reflect on relationships and nature, I hope you are too!


  The Mending Wall:
Something there is that doesn't love a wall,
That sends the frozen-ground-swell under it,
And spills the upper boulders in the sun,
And makes gaps even two can pass abreast.
The work of hunters is another thing:
I have come after them and made repair
Where they have left not one stone on a stone,
But they would have the rabbit out of hiding,
To please the yelping dogs. The gaps I mean,
No one has seen them made or heard them made,
But at spring mending-time we find them there.
I let my neighbor know beyond the hill;
And on a day we meet to walk the line
And set the wall between us once again.
We keep the wall between us as we go.
To each the boulders that have fallen to each.
And some are loaves and some so nearly balls
We have to use a spell to make them balance:
'Stay where you are until our backs are turned!'
We wear our fingers rough with handling them.
Oh, just another kind of out-door game,
One on a side. It comes to little more:
There where it is we do not need the wall:
He is all pine and I am apple orchard.
My apple trees will never get across
And eat the cones under his pines, I tell him.
He only says, 'Good fences make good neighbors'.
Spring is the mischief in me, and I wonder
If I could put a notion in his head:
'Why do they make good neighbors? Isn't it
Where there are cows?
But here there are no cows.
Before I built a wall I'd ask to know
What I was walling in or walling out,
And to whom I was like to give offence.
Something there is that doesn't love a wall,
That wants it down.' I could say 'Elves' to him,
But it's not elves exactly, and I'd rather
He said it for himself. I see him there
Bringing a stone grasped firmly by the top
In each hand, like an old-stone savage armed.
He moves in darkness as it seems to me~
Not of woods only and the shade of trees.
He will not go behind his father's saying,
And he likes having thought of it so well
He says again, "Good fences make good neighbors."

Sunday, April 17, 2011

I Mustache You a Question..

For those of you who don't use Google on a regular basis, I'd like to say:
1. Get out from that rock you apparently live under, and
2. You probably don't know what Saturday marked!

No, that's every Saturday in college..
 This past Saturday, April 16th, marked the 122nd birthday of the great silent film actor Charlie Chaplin! Just so you know, he's dead now. If not, I think that would be an even greater acheivment.

"Whatever," you might say, "Who cares about silent films?" Answer: EVERYONE SHOULD.

Charlie Chaplin changed the course of comedic history, really introducing "slapstick comedy" to the public. He also was a driving force between carrying the US through the Great Depression. Sure, the New Deal helped (actualy no it didn't, but that's another, more boring, blog post) but Charlie, in his 5cent shows really boosted the spirits of many hard-pressed Americans.
Precious


Without him, we wouldn't get the 3 Stooges or even the phsycial comedy of the "Jack-ass" boys (although I could live without that last one).

Also: Chaplin was kind of a player. He was married 4 times and had, get this, 11 kids with three different woman. Damn, I hope he was attractive without all that makeup/mustache...
Oh my..
 So, in honor of his 122nd, Here's a classic Chaplin clip, Enjoy!

Sunday, April 10, 2011

More like the RMS FAIL

This week was a little tricky for me, I wasn't sure what to write about. A lot of crap went down this week, and they're all pretty famous. There's Jackie Robinson, Lincoln being shot, and the Civil War ending (cue, Lincoln being shot). But I think that I'll write this weeks blog on something that we all already know about: The Titanic.

No hard feelings, right Abe?
Yep, this week is the 99th anniversary of the sinking of the RMS Titanic, that unsinkable ship that effed it up when it struck an iceburg in the icy N. Atlantic. Now, I know you all think that you know the story of the Titanic but you probably don't. There was no romance, no suicidal broads saved by peasant artists. Just cold, cold death by drowning while rich people paddled away in their life boats.
*Cue depressing trombone music*


Ok, sorry for being a little depressing, but I mean, 1517 people DID die, so its hard not to be depressing. Titanic isn't exactly as happy as the invention of the Hula Hoop. Anyway, the boat was massive for its time, at 900 feet long.  It struck the ice-burg at around 11:40 pm and finally sunk around 2am. The really sad part was that there were only lifeboats for less than half of the passengers. They decided not to add the extra lifeboats for aesthetic reasons. Well, that wasn't a good idea. 

Ugh well now I've depressed myself. April sucks, we have Lincoln dying, Titanic and Columbine right around the corner. I'm going to need some Xanax by the end of it just to get out of bed in the morning.
Well I guess the best thing to do right now is cleanse the palate, and what better way to do that than with SOME KITTIES

Saturday, April 2, 2011

I'm in St. Augustine, Trick.

 If the popularity of Youtube has taught us anything, its that people don't necessarily have to be talented, smart or even decent looking to become famous. Indeed, hundreds of people owe their fame and fortune to their stupidity or lack of talent.
Case in Point..
  Anyway, this type of fame resulting from stupidity has existed long before the internet,  and has made people a lot more famous than Rebecca Black or that kid who pretends to be a jedi, or a the girl who smashes her head on the TV while dancing to "Single Ladies"
Which brings us to today's topic. On April 2nd 1513 Spain's most gullible man discovered what would become one of the United States most well, sunny states: Florida. Ponce de Leon stumbled upon this giant landmass while searching for the fountain of youth. For those of you who didn't read my post about groundhogs day, the fountain of youth supposedly provides any drinker with eternal youth and prosperity. Poor ponce didn't realize that he landed about 3000 miles too far south, because the fountain of youth is apparently in Pennsylvania somewhere, being wasted on a ground hog.
BASTARD!
 Anyway, Ponce landed near what is now St. Augustine, Florida. He named the area after the Pascua Florida, a traditional Easter feast held on that particular day. He didn't find the Fountain of Youth, of course but he did encounter a few Native American's who were not too happy to see him. When Leon came back a few years later, still searching for that fountain, the He and the Natives got into a huge battle which resulted in Ponce being fatally wounded. Attempting to find a source of eternal youth, only to be mortally wounded by natives along the way? that's irony for you folks, and history loves irony.
So today we have our lovely state of Florida, with all of its beaches, alligators, golf courses,  old people on golf courses and muscle men. It's a beautiful thing. 
Well, almost beautiful
And it's all thanks to the ignorance of one Spaniard, looking to preserve his hotness (?) and youth and failing miserably. Oh well!
ktnx Ponce!

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Towers and Broadway and Birthday's, Oh my!

Oh March, how you must come to an end. Following short February you are but a long reminder that spring doesn't officially begin in New England until mid-April. You come in like a lion and, around here, you go out like a lion that just ate that tasty little lamb. It's dreary, wet and windy. Depressing almost. But wait! there is one glimmer of hope at the end of this month, at least for me anyway. See, March 31st is my birthday and I can't think of any better way to celebrate the end of the month other than a whole day committed to me, me ME. Just kidding (kinda?) Birthday's aren't that big of a deal to me (right?) and I hardly expect anyone to waste time on me (do I?)
Yes, I totally do.


Er, anyway in honor of my birthday I'm bringing you a couple little dinosar shaped historical chicken nuggets, not just one. Both of which are kind of exciting for me because A. I'm a loser and B. both happened on March 31st.
FIRST:
The Eiffel Tower officially opened for business. Not that the people of Paris did see it being built for like, ever. The story itself is kind of cool. It was built in honor of the 100th anniversary of the French Revolution. Personally I think Eiffel, the steelworker and designer, did a great job on it, but I think it would have been a nice touch to have a giant iron severed head of Marie Antoinette on the top there. I mean, would have looked a little more bad ass.
I mean the French are known for being a little brutal..
The Eiffel tower also served as the opening gates for the 1898 French World's Fair. This is where the story gets awesome. So it was the most impressive steel structure in the world at the time, right. So the American's were all like "Ok France, anything you can do we can do better, you're on." And then in 1892 we put on the Chicago World's Fair, which was even more awesome than the French one. We also debuted the world's first Ferris wheel, a massive steel structure that was taller, and far more impressive then the Eiffel Tower. "Suck my escgargot, France" was apparently muttered by Chicago workers (kidding).


Also on March 31st Oklahoma! opened on Broadway. Ok, so what, right? NO. OKLAHOMA! CHANGED EVERYTHING. On Broadway anway. It was the first modern-day musical combining dance, song, story and dress. Rogers and Hammerstein hit the big time with that one. So in honor of that (and just so I can hear it) here's a little Oklahoma! for you guys.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Most B.A. Trophy in all of Sports

I'm not much of a sports person, when it comes to television viewing. Football's too complicated and takes FOREVER, baseball's too boring and takes FOREVER, Basketball doesn't take forever but is still kinda boring to watch unless its the last five minutes. There is one sport that I love to watch though, and that's hockey. It's the perfect sport: low scoring, violent and timely. Games are always over in 2 hours max, unlike baseball which you could watch for about 8 hours before it ends (assuming you didn't die of boredom first).
Gouge my eyeballs out with a spoon...please.


What does any of this have to do with history? Well this week happens to mark the 117th anniversary of the first Stanely Cup championship, played on March 22nd 1894. For those of you who don't know what the Stanley Cup is, it is only the most bad ass trophy in all of sports. There's only one, not like other sports which make about 23234 copies of a trophy which only ends up on Pawn Stars 30 years later.
Suck it, Heisman trophy


Lord Stanley's Cup, as it is referred to (mostly by Canadians) was orgiinally crafted by Lord Stanley of Preston himself who, by the sound of it, was a rich little hockey fan who, not needing a real job, decided to dedicate a silver punch bowl the the NHL. Little did he know that it would become the most treasured trophy in the sport, and a symbols of sportsmanship and honor. Each year, the winning team of the NHL championship has the names of all its players and staff inscribed on the cup, like, forever. By now the trophy stands almost 3 feet tall. Pretty sick if you ask me.

In addition to getting their names inscribed on the cup, each player gets to spend a little alone time with the cup over the course of the next year. If you read up on some of the stories you wouldn't be too shocked to hear most of them involve drunk hockey players. I'm sure if that thing could talk it would have a lot of stories to tell, most of them you probably wouldn't want to hear.
Throw up in my mouth. Bad, Hayden Panettiere, BAD.

 There are a few famous stories though, of players letting their dogs eat out of the cup, drinking expensive wine out of the cup and even baptizing their kids in it. Unfortunately though, I'm a Boston fan and anyone following the Bruins knows that we aren't anywhere close to winnning the Stanley Cup anytime soon. It's kinda sad and I would kill to see them win it and be at the game. Guess unitl then I'll just have to do something crazy and like, cheer for the Red Sox or something. Ew.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Sometimes I Feel like I Live in Grand Central Station..

I don't know where to begin this week. It's midterm time here at the ol' Skidmore so of course that means everyone is freaking out about EVERYTHING. It doesn't help that it's the beginning of March, so everyone's super sluggish and ready for a well deserved break. I'm in the same basket as everyone else. I've got two exams and two papers this week to do and I've gotta get cracking (later?). The sad thing is that doesn't leave much time for researching stuff for you guys and of course, this is the one week where a lot of pretty cool stuff happened.

LIKE the telephone being patented! Woo! Yep on March 7th 1876 Alexander Graham Bell patented the world's first telephone. Yeah, yeah, it's kinda boring compared to NASCAR, but I mean, half of you are probably reading this blog on your iphones, all thanks to Mr. Bell.
Well..  
 One thing that's kinda interesting about this story is that while Bell was inventing the telephone, Elisha Gray was inventing something extremely similar. Bell beat out Gray's in issuing a patent by two hours. Which OBV made Gray pretty pissed. So pissed that he started to work for Thomas Edison to invent a better telephone. Bell promptly sued their asses though, which is why he is credited as the first and only inventor of the telephone. Suck it Edison, you get enough credit for you so called 'lightbulb', stop being such a goddamn attention whore (and elephant electrocution-er).

Anyway, since this is a pretty boring post, I'll leave you with a smidgen of Family Guy to cleanse the palate.
Happy Spring Break!